Storming Area 51

A playful geek named Matty Roberts created a parody Facebook event on a whim, leading millions of people to join him on a raid of Area 51.

Only a few notifications NOT to enter the area.
photo from CNN.Live

Roberts facetiously envisioned a peaceful saunter onto forbidden land where the government allegedly stores extraterrestrials and exotic alien tech. While his original intention was satire, the FBI and military agencies responded thus:

Area 51 is an open training range for the US Airforce and we discourage ANYONE from trying to come into an area where we train American Armed Forces.

“(Area 51) is an open training range for the US Air Force and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces. The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets,”

Air Force spokeswoman, Laura McAndrews

While the ‘Area 51 2 Million appear serious, it would take advanced training and leadership to run a successful penetration operation. To enter and command a protected, in-land destination, a brilliant strategy would be required to disrupt and evade the existing defensive system.

Area 51 is a highly classified US Air Force base located on a Nevada salt flat. Officially named Homey Airport (KXTA) or Groom Lake, it’s operations are reportedly all about military training. Everybody knows that the agendas at this massive underground laboratory include experimental aircraft and weaponry, and the exploration of alien visitors and their spacecraft.

The US military has never officially designated Area 51 a stealth laboratory for scientific experiments and alien tech. Regardless, there is ample evidence and hundreds of testimonies from high-ranking officials confirming such; none more notable than the highly-controversial nuclear physicist and alleged Area 51 former employee Bob Lazar.

Everything that occurs at Area 51 is considered a TS/SCI event. This stands for “Top Secret/Sensitive Compartmented Information.” For the first time in history, the CIA confirmed the existence of the base. The admission followed soon after The Freedom of Information Act on June 25, 2013.

For those who might want to wander the area both intoxicated and on foot, the nearby government land has no fences. As you plan your storm-like sojourn, keep in mind that it’s around 11 hours-walk from Rachel, Nevada to Groom Lake.

It’s certainly possible that a story about storming Area 51 could be a well-timed misdirection.

Why it’s a bad idea to storm Area 51.

Unless you’ve been sleeping in a remote timeshare in Malaysia, without WiFi or telegraph, you probably have an inkling about how the government has been hiding tech and otherworldly creatures in the Nevada desert for nearly 70 years.

What’s inside Area 51? Probably the secrets being used to develop the next 100 years of U.S. military technology.

Often referred to as “Paradise Ranch” or “Dreamland,” the Groom Lake location is protected by over 25 square miles of restricted airspace, and infused with a bundle of weapons. Safe to say, these highly trained assassins are probably not protecting a little factory that makes astronaut ice cream.

Add to that the fact that anything seeking entry into Area 51, from napkins to people, must be shuttled in by military-sanctioned vehicles.

While some have said the site was used to fake the Moon landing, it’s more likely that Area 51 has been a boarding house for extraterrestrial beings, and experiments involving their bodies, knowledge, and modes of transportation.

There are likely over 50 Alien species currently living on Earth, dispersed throughout secret networks of hidden locations, which include places from Area 51 to the Siberian tundra, and from China’s northernmost mountains to the underbelly of the South Pole.

What might happen when large groups of hippies storm sites owned and protected by the most advanced military in the history of the world? Simple. Large groups of hippies would die.

My advice would be to stay home during storming events like these. If you truly want to explore alien life and consciousness, find a comfortable seat in your house. Sit quietly, close your eyes, and humbly request a high-level connection with the aliens that are probably already within your immediate space.

About the Author:

Paul Wagner is a 5-Time EMMY Award Winning writer, an intuitive-empath, author of The Field Guide to Human Personalities, and creator of The Personality App and Personality Cards. Learn more at and

Excerpts from Paul Wagner / August 12, 2019

Storm Area 51: A Rush To UnEarth The Governments Biggest Secret

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